Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-3285 (?)
- SCP-3285 is a bottle of "creative comas" pills that, when taken, cause a person to fall into a deep sleep for two to three days, during which they experience incredibly vivid dreams. These dreams always feature stories made from public domain or Creative Commons licensed content, and the person remembers them perfectly afterward. While in this state, the person doesn't need food or water and wakes up without any physical problems, often feeling more inclined to do good deeds or intellectual activities. However, it's forbidden for intellectual property attorneys to take these pills, as one such individual experienced a traumatic dream that caused partial amnesia and ongoing psychological distress.
- Earworm (?)
- An earworm, also known as a brainworm or stuck song syndrome, is a catchy or memorable piece of music or saying that repeatedly plays in a person's mind even after it's no longer being heard. This common phenomenon, experienced by nearly everyone, is a type of involuntary musical imagery and can be triggered by hearing a song, seeing a word associated with it, or feeling a related emotion. Songs likely to become earworms often have a fast tempo, an easy-to-remember melody, and unusual intervals or repetitions, with choruses being a frequent culprit. While generally harmless, persistent earworms can sometimes be linked to certain medical conditions. Strategies to dislodge an earworm include engaging in moderately difficult mental tasks like puzzles, chewing gum, listening to the entire song, or finding a "cure song."